1. "There is no pain, you are receding - a distant's ship smoke on the horizon": "Comfortably Numb," Pink Floyd
2. "Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come": "I Am the Walrus," Beatles
3. "Watch out for that piranha!": "Rock Lobster," B-52s
4. "Winter is here again, oh Lord, Haven't been home in a year or more": "Wheel in the Sky," Journey
5. "There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold.": Oh, come on, you know this!
6. "Touching the very part of me, it's making my soul sing": "Your Love Is King," Sade
7. "But every junkie's like a setting sun": "The Needle and the Damage Done," Neil Young
8. "Oh yeah, all right, take it easy baby, make it last all night": "American Girl," Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers
9. "Well, the first days are the hardest days": "Uncle John's Band," Grateful Dead
10. "Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans.": "Beautiful Boy(Darling Boy)," John Lennon
11. "Your face is a mess": "Rebel Rebel," David Bowie
12. "We were just another band out of Boston": "Rock and Roll Band," Boston
13. "Crossroads seem to come and go, yeah, the gypsy flies from coast to coast": "Melissa," Allman Brothers Band
14. "Please allow me to introduce myself, I'm a man of wealth and taste": "Sympathy for the Devil," Rolling Stones
15. "How long, how long must we sing this song": "Sunday Bloody Sunday," U2
16. "Brenda and Eddie were the popular steadies and the king and the queen of the prom": "Scenes from an Italian Restaurant," Billy Joel
17. "Listen to the wind blow, watch the sun rise": "The Chain," Fleetwood Mac

Bonus: "Thoughts arrive like butterflies, oh he don't know, so he chases them away": "Even Flow," Pearl Jam