1. You speak perfectly normally, but stutter on the word "now."
2. While at a KC and the Sunshine Band show, you refuse to leave to go to the restroom despite having drunk five Cokes before showtime.
3. You see a beautiful rainbow in the sky and think "Part 3."
4. You got kicked out of the art museum for singing 'The Painter' at the top of your lungs.
5. You got kicked out of the symphony concert for wondering out loud why the
percussionist didn't have any tape on his fingers.
6. You go out on St. Patrick's Day and complain because they aren't playing any music by "Casey" and the Sunshine Band.
7. You wear a Kansas City Royals hat and you're a lifelong Cubs fan.
8. You wear a Furman University hat and you're a lifelong Ohio State fan.
9. You pay $75 to see "Saturday Night Fever - The Musical" when you already have a tape of the movie at home.
10. When playing cards, you complain if you aren't dealt the queen of clubs.
11. You bought the Jimmy "Bo" Horne Remixes CD.
12. You bought the Trick Daddy CD just to hear that little part of "Boogie Shoes."
13. You bought the "RARE" KC and the Sunshine Band Music Card on Ebay.
14. You watched all 125 hours of VH-1's Behind the Music Marathon in hopes
that they would play the KC and the Sunshine Band one.
15. For you to really understand something, it has to be repeated at least four times.
16. For you to really understand something, it has to be repeated at least four times.
17. For you to really understand something, it has to be repeated at least four times.
18. For you to really understand something, it has to be repeated at least four times.
19. You complain to your local all-80s station that they won't play "Please Don't Go" or "Yes I'm Ready."
20. The only cookies you will bake are Nestle Toll House Breakables, the only beer you will drink is Budweiser, the only eye product you will use is Clear Eyes, the only place you will eat is Burger King, and the only reason is because KC and the Sunshine Band songs have been used to promote them.
21. You go to Las Vegas, Atlantic City, Grand Victoria, or Hollywood Casino and spend $20 trying to hear "Get Down Tonight" play on the 'Jackpot Party' slot machine when you already have several copies of "Get Down Tonight" at home.
22. You see a bottle of champagne and think "Do You Wanna Go Party?"
23. You get in trouble at Barnes and Noble for putting "Shake Your Booty" on full blast on the sample-CD headphones and leaving them on the counter as the music fills the store!
24. You are learning to speak Spanish by listening to Cuban music.
25. You still think Jazzercise is the latest thing.
26. You have ever waited more than seven hours outside for a KC and the Sunshine Band show.
27. You sat through "Casper: A New Beginning," "Carlito's Way," "Forrest Gump" or "Hotel De Love" just to hear the KC and the Sunshine Band song on the soundtrack.
28. You buy Finch Mix for your bird feeder, thinking you'll hear some awesome bass playing when they arrive.
29. EVERYBODY knows that you've got class.
30. You're reading this list!

For my boys.